Keith Allen

as Charles

as Dealer

as Mr. Marlish

as Terry

as Hugo

as Self

as Diaz

as Dave 'Mouse Ear' Smith

as Roger Ames

as Harry Marx

as Neil Jenkins

as Sagot

as Ass. Ludwig

as Pestilence

as Victor

as Irving Berlin

as Norman

as John Peter Barrie

as Sheriff of Nottingham

as Gordon Shoals

as L'homme de la piscine

as Tash

as Pew

as Kevin

as John Cooper

as Self - Guest

as Emrys

as Jack

as David

as Self

as Jack Doyle

as Collins

as Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner

as Dai Williams

as Lenny

as Self - Host

as Mike

as Dave Simms

as John

as Richard Moat

as Milkman

as Miller

as Dougie

as Self

as Minto

as Jimbo

as James Hammett

as Jessica's Husband

as Superintendent Roberts

as Spoken Quotations (voice)

as Lou

as Self

as Lenny Bexley

as Brian Epstein

as Thompson

as Dr Jones

as Wong

as Nicholas Mason

as Self

as Danny Dixon

as Repo Man

as Tony Whitman

as Peter Smith

as Erasmus Sisman

as James Napeworth

as Mike - Stockroom

as Gilmour

as Tony Lefevre

as Trevor

as Successful Fella (video 'Country House')

as Vagitus Aspiration

as Paul Fox

as Señor Big

as D.I. Hale

as Slick Sloan

as Groad

as Dave

as Lenny

as Major General Colin Gubbins

as Game Show Host

as Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Richard Mansfield

as Self

as Jonas Chuzzlewit

as Det Supt Alan Horsfell

Role: Director

as Kay's Husband

as Self - Presenter

as Self

as Dave Basker

as Paulie

as Dr. William Palmer

as Martin

as Film Exec/Camp Actor 2/Celebrity

as Self

as Self (archive footage)

as Self

as G.R.

as Davy

as Monologist

as Sir James Corson

as Jeff Wagland

as Himself

as Foreign Secretary

as Self

as Southgate

as Himself

as Ken

as Self

as Mr Bastardos

as Dexter

as Quentin

as Byron Flitch

as Self (Narrator)

as Robbie Griffiths

as Heckler

as Self - Guest

as Presenter

as Patrick

as Green Party Leader

as French Maid

as Bonehead

as Kevin

as Brian Epstein

as Gino

as Mason/Gondolier

as Roy Brush

as Bonehead/Gourmet Detective

as Ghenghis

as Bar Man

as Self

as Himself

as Martin Aimless

as Narrator

as Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater

as Self - Presenter / Narrator

as Det. Supt. Alan Horsefell

as Bampi

as Pew

as Brady