Evan Buliung

as Simon Lowe

as Stan Sigman (voice)

as Johann Steinbrück

as Chaz

as Alan

as Adam

as Russ

as Randy Sher

as Mark Douglas / Mike Sexton

as Derek

as Family Member #3

as Tate Melville

as Officer Duke

as Mike

as Ervin

as Edgar

as Mercutio

as Gary

as Pericles

as Andre

as Theseus