Richard Donat

as Joe Dortmunder

as McDougal

as Larry

as Vince Teagues

as Gallagher

as Graham Ward

as Mr. Plaisted

as Megashadow Admiral

as Narrator

as Roy Gunderson

as Deej (voice)

as Policeman

as Captain Harrison Risley

as James Bennett

as Walter

as Sheriff Harmon

as Cardinal Pietro Barbo

as Undertaker

as Earl

as Big Hawk

as Major Wilcox

as Ray

as Deej (voice)

as Hans Hooft

as Dr. Robert Darwin

as Peter McGuire

as Major Wilcox

as Father Paul

as Megashadow Admiral

as Jimmy Norris

as Kmart Exec

as Dr. Burnley

as Justice of the Peace

as Karl Dean

as Major Wilcox

as Phillip

as Rory MacLean

as Wilbur Bennett

as Jim Curtis

as Colonel Boyle

as Shane

as Narrator

as Sheriff Jarvis

as Sgt. Hulce

as Narrator (voice)

as Narrator