Robert Carlyle

as Begbie

as Donald Harris

as Daffy

as John Lennon (uncredited)

as Durza

as Begbie / Begbie's Father

as Renard

as Mr. Gold / Rumplestiltskin / Weaver

as Gary "Gaz" Schofield

as Nicholas Rush

as Ives / Colqhoun

as Felix DeSouza

as Father MacAvoy

as Adolf Hitler

as Malachy McCourt

as Ogilvy

as Self

as Sergei Karpovich

as Barney

as Eric Wirral

as Major Ian Campbell

as Rob Morrison

as Will Plunkett

as Graham

as Self

as Stevie

as Albie

as George Lennox

as Sam Hagen

as John MacCormick

as Ray

as Sherlock Holmes

as Frank Keane

as Priest

as Jimmy

as Robert Sutherland

as Danny Devine

as Gary 'Gaz' Schofield

as Lucy's Father

as Self

as David Russell

as King James I

as DCS Dave Cook

as Lachlan MacAldonich

as Nick Cameron

as Shaun

as Papa Dick

as Charlie

as Hamish Macbeth

as David O'Sullivan

as O

as Robert

as DI Tom Monroe

as Big Woodsy

as Graham

as Nosty

as John Joe 'Jo Jo' McCann

as Fugler

as Self / Narrator (voice)

as Nosty

as Richard Fascetti

as Peter

as Narrator

as Self

as Self

as DI Tom Monroe

as Spanky Farrell

as Self

as Jack Ruby

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Various

as DC Robert Preston

Role: Director