John F. Schaffer

as Photographer

as Audience Member

as Sav-a-Bunch Manager

as Wayne

as Cop

as Man

as Drooling Patient

as Customer

as Pudgy John

as Gettysburger Lovin' Patron

as Reporter

as Chicago Atty.

as Jehovah's Witness

as Donny

as Businessman

as Gimp

as Phillip

as Manager

as Barista Man

as Guy

as Lester

as Ling Cho