Drew Marvick

as Pipe Wrench Zombie

as Redneck Hockey Fan (uncredited)

as Blaine Winthorpe

as Troop Leader Plums

as Zombie

as Chuck

as Barback

as Dean

Role: Director

as John Quaid

as Santa Claus

Role: Writer

as Nick

as Dook the Chainsaw Clown

as Uncle Kris

as Homeless Man

as The Man in the Bedroom

as Bubba

as Santa

as Willy Wanker

as Cornelius

as Derek

as Buck Buckley

as John Squires

as Boom Guy

as The Prophet

as Angry Nosey Neighbor

as Wes

as Chuck

as Self