Robert Sella

as Dirk Van Garrett

as Dr. Muller

as Stuart

as Eddie Blake

as Gore

as Claude

as Hugh Torone

as Brian - Clerk

as Maitre D'

as Colin Reese

as Russell Tolliver

as Batz

as ER Doctor

as Douglas Harvey

as Adrian

as St. Malachy

as Vincente Minnelli (voice)

as Danny