Ryan O'Quinn

as The Guy

as Sark's Decoy / Fax Limo Driver

as Tybalt (uncredited)

as Eddie Caron

as Narrator (uncredited)

Role: Executive Producer

as Darrell Sparkman

as Lance Mahoney

as Matthew Peyton

as George

as DJ Jazzy Carl

as Seth Miller

Role: Producer

as Seth Miller

as Dr. Chuckles

as Franklin Masters

as Mary's Dad

as Matt Northrop

as Paul Holderfield

as Mr. Peter

as Pissing Fisherman

Role: Executive Producer

Role: Producer