Jake Wood

as Jurka

as Kill Crazy

as Little John

as Ruffian

as Max Branning

as Jimmy

as Carol Singer

as Karl Benson

as 1st Yob

as Rhys Proctor

as Pte. Kemp

as Bert

as Wasp

as Self

as Self - Contestant

as Dressler

as Delivery Boy

as James (segment "Grasshopper")

as Judd

as Jimmy Dobbs

as Derek

as Self

as Jack

as Assistant Director

as Barridge

as Sav

as Karl Kruger

as Tony

as Checkpoint Soldier

as Self

as Paper Boy

as John (voice)

as The Burglar

as Sailor

as Self

as Emil Maurice

as LCpl. Stagg

as Mick

as Dermot Voss

as Footballer

as Sailor

as L. Cpl. Stagg

as Self - Panelist

as Rio

as Self - Contestant

as Himself

as Androcles

as George

as Self - Contestant

as Ginger

as The Gecko

as Johnny

as Max Branning

as Gaffer Hexam

as PC Alex Ryan

as Happy

as DS Pete Ainsworth