Gabriel Dell Jr.

as Michael

as Student #1

as Pizza Boy

as Steve Pagel

as Ron Morrison (segment "Two to One")

Role: Stand In

as Skippy Hudler

as Buckskin Greenberg

as Garland Widmark

as Punk #2

as Tucker Foley

as Artie Kisco

as The Clown

as Dakota

as Sam

Role: Creative Consultant