Andrew Hawkes

as Guard

as Father (voice)

as Marcus Leonard

as Dan Campbell

as Storm Trooper #1

as Scott Evans

as Ron Penn

as Amat 'igan

as Hagan

as Man Pumping Gas

as Vincent Costello

as Greg

as Ross Cullum

as William Baylor

as Very Bad Poet

as Jonas Simon

as Detective Vincent Cervelli

as Thug / Stanley

as Daniels

as Tommy 'Hopscotch' Hopkins

as Cedric

as Brad Bradley

as Jack

as Cussler

as Arthurr Krump

as Ricky

as Tom

as Siegfried (voice)