Joel Murray

as Doug

as Don (voice)

as Agent Martin Fields

as Larry

as Petey

as Policeman Fire

as Eddie Jackson

as Basketball Player

as Computer Professor

as Commander Mark Devlin

as Alan

as Paunch

Role: Director

as Guest

as George Olsen

as Fred Rumsen

as Andrew Kane

as Val's Date

as George Brevity

as Frank

as Bus Driver #1

as Doug Shapiro

as Bobby Kent (2008)

as Doug Shapiro

as Joe Mueller

Role: Director

as Don (voice)

as Pete Cavanaugh

as Dr. Jeffries

as Darren

as George Calamari

as Ted

as Motorcycle Cop

as Uncle Pete

as Don

as Jim

as Milkman

as Dante Langenhan

as Balloon Sculptor God

as Triffid (voice)

as Doug Fife

as Max Wheeler

as Wilson

as Danny 'Fitz' Fitzsimmons

as Himself

as Gringo

as Bert

as Edwin Meese

as Sheriff Cooper

as Robber #1

as Bart Polanski

as Rollie

as Chris

as Steven Lesca

as Danny Walsh

as Beethoven (voice)

as Crowley

as Mr. Jones

as (voice)

as Bartender

as Ray Litvak

as Sam Bridgewater

as Self

as Treatment Booth Attendant

as George

as Norris Weldon

as Ken Epstein

as Shopping Elvis / Paul

as Mr. Reynolds

as Himself

as Carl Bitterman (voice)

as Pete

as Commander Young

as Calloway

Role: Director