Rick Overton

as Ralph

as Frantic Man

as Maitre D'

as Mr. Beesly

as Matthew Reed

as Philip

as Bonded Warehouse Night Supervisor

as Felix

as Minister

as Head Shop Clerk

as Triad Member

as Elmer Barlow

as The Drake

as Franjean

as Stewart Shelby

as Chuck

as Professor Wilde

as Tailor

as Pete Willis

as Clerk

as Dr. Fisher

as Man at Taxi Convention

as Thomas Sheedy

as South Seas Patron

as Terry Wilson

as Angry Gentile

as Mr. McNamara

Role: Stunts

as Obadiah

as Alexei Vasilevich

as Barry

as Burt

as Slick (voice)

as Dr. Light (voice)

as Congressman Spencer

as Tector Pike

as Victor

as FBI Agent Taggert

as Dr. Rick

as William Markey

as Rick

as First Publisher

as Arnold 'Arnie' Millard

as Ted Dryer

as Hobo

as Coach Gillespie

as Shepherd

as Mr. Rosenthal

as John Aubrey

as Googie

as House Father

as Stanley (voice)

as Self

as General

as Janitor Jones

as Mayor Hal Burton

as Director

as Miles Kenton

as Frank Dante

as Wizard (voice)

as Chairman

as Bad Stand-Up Comedian God

as Rudolph

as Dean (Allison's Dad)

as Self

as Mr. Savoy

as Dr. Thurman Flicker

as Dr. Milletson

as Self

as D. Green

as Martin Wilson

as Deacon Williams

as Mr. Dunny

as (voice)

as Marsalis

as Mr. Thomas

as Bartender

as Bank Manager

as Companion

as Sheriff Thompson

as Buckner

as Det. Gehrke

as Tulsa Ted

as Rufus (voice)

as Sir Roger

as Mr. Korn

as Owens

as Sidney Talmadge

as Self

as Self

as Stuart Briggs

as Dr. Floyd Beasley

as Steve

as Agent Brinkman

as Hook

as Raji (as Ric Overton)

as Frank Williams

as Roy

as Officer Brown

as Standup Comic

as Danny Ray

as Franjean

as Dr. Lumber

as Rufus

as Roland

as Carl Gannon

as Deejay

as McReady

as Joe

as Max

as Uri Standinoff

as Tad Wasserstein

as Janitor Joe

as Ino The Computer (voice)

as Board Member Valentine

as Thadeus Wrazinski

as Rex

as Self

as Self

as Punk Ninja

as Alan Greggs

as Dole Greyson

as Comedian

as Dr. Alex Joyfrem

as Self

as Self

as Buddy Claggett