Paul Willson

as Professor Sharpe

as Howard the Florist / News Reporter #2 (voice)

as Ed

as Paul Jenkins

as Ted

as Bob Porter

as Stu

as Loquar

as Andy Portico

as Paul Krapence

as Dr. Dwayne Sotter

as Sales Guy

as Paul

as Smith

as Guy at Blackjack Table

as Coach Kluge (voice)

as Possum Dave

as Hotel Desk Clerk

as Arthur Nivingston

as Ross Feinman

as Coach Kloogie / Mr. Detweiler (voice)

as 'Whistling' John Shaw

as Improvisation Group

as Mr. Michaels

as Mr. Seeger

as Arthur Entous

as Paulie

as Grimsdyke

as Marvin Shriver

as T. V. Commentator

as Rob

as Mr. Detweiller (voice)

as Bob Minkoff

as Winston Churchill

as Marty Adelstein

as Ben Woods

as Councilman Peters

as Percy

as Cook

as Man in Ticket Line

as Attorney Conlin Barker

as Mort the Guard

as Guerilla Theatre Troupe

as Mike Sweazy

as Self

as Albert

as Dr. Bernstein

as Beany

as Walter Gibbs

as Tommy

as Beany

as Lenny

as Leonard Smith

as Bill

as Harrison Leeworth

as Dr. Schroder

as Mr. Biggles (voice)

as Santa Claus

as Drunk

as Preacher

as Sloopy

Role: Writer

as Various

as Plant Owner

as Abbey

as Harry

as Patient

as Security Guy

as Dennis Taylor

as Various

as Danny

as Red

as Mailman

as Drunk (Solly's Diner)

as John Kennel (voice)

as Bill

as Benny Finch

as Pete

as Officer Rodney

as Deputy Zajac

as Preacher