Tony Way

as Dontos Hollard

as Kimmel

as Plague

as Prison Warder

as Alf

as Dave

as Robert the Caretaker

as Lenny

as Mugger

as Lone Paparazzo

as Thomas Nashe

as Ted

as Youth

as Crich Tourist

as Paperboy

as Chef

as Carmichael

as Freddy Westcott

as Norman

as Dad with Newspaper

as Michael

as Dane The Blacksmith

as Pete

as Mike Cattran

as Roy

as Queasy Steve

as Alf

as Garvey

as Brigantes Warrior

as Tony

as Drug Dealer (voice)

as Lol

as Tim

as James Darby

as Sitcom Lee

as Raymond

as Gun Dealer / Santa

as Stoner 2

as Pest Controller

as Chestnut

as Wobbly Wildgoose

as Magic Mike

as Ross Muttock

as Gary

as Various Characters

as Peter

as Buckle-Eyed Bill

as Rick

as Glenn

as Cliff / Builder

as Malky

as Keith

as Member of Press

as Landlord

as Rag 'n' Bone Man

as Self

as Fat Paul

as Various

as Jon The News

as Greg

as Hendy

as Black Ralph

as Gavin

as Self

as Various

as Mr Smythley

as Various

as Boris Stojkovic