Rick Springfield

as Vince Vincente

as Pastor Charles

as Rick Springfield (voice)

as Dr. Irving Pitlor

as Renny Sinclair

as Rick Springfield

as Greg

as Mike Roark

as Anton

as Niles

as Gary Globberman

as Self

as Lieutenant Zac

as Bobby Bastille (voice)

as Self

as Lt. Zac

as Self

as Self

as Tom

as Keith Stuart

as Special Agent Stockwell

as Self - Guest

as Tommy

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Self - Performer

as Zach Hayword

as Self

as Self

as Ryan

as Det. Nick Knight

as Self - Guest

as James Roberts

as Self

as Philip

as Self

as Mick Barrett

as Self

as Senator Barklay

as Christopher Chance

as Self

as Kyle Rath

as Self

as Brad

as Rick Springfield (voice)

as Carl

as EFX Master, Merlin, P.T. Barnum, Harry Houdini, H.G. Wells

as Nick Collins

as Self

as Rick

as Himself

as Self

as Self/Performer

as Self

as self