Tom Davis

as Jackpoo (voice)

as Bleacher

as T-Bone

as Leary

as Aslan

as Chris Black

as DJ Dan

as Tom

as Self

Role: Executive Producer

as Charlie Mitchell

as Davus

as Clive

as Paul

as Landlord

as Self

as Jean

as Simon

as Self

as Chef

as Self

as Big Head Wildgoose

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Mick

as DI Sleet

as Roger

as Self

as Self - Panellist

as Troy

as Gary King

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Mr. Snatch

as Felix

as Logan Mann/Vladimir Schevchenko

as Self - Expert

as Audience Member

as Self

as Construction Worker

as Self

as Self - Panellist

as Self

as Gutsy George

as Self

as Victor

as Music Hall MC

as Self

as Self - Panelist

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Self - Panelist

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Terry

as Self - Court Bailiff

as Self - Headline Live Performer

as Ralph

as Gary King

as Big Jim (voice)

as Narrator (voice)

as Self

as Various Characters

as Egg Wallace

as Self