Tom Courtenay

as Farder Coram

as Eben Ramsey

as Pasha Antipov / Strelnikov

as Arthur Glaisher

as Geoff Mercer

as The Major

as Kenny Collins

as The Duke of Edinburgh (voice)

as Older João Eca

as Reginald Paget

as Uncle Walter

as Mr. Sullivan

as Lance Corporal Jones

as Chief Superintendent McManaman

as Newman Noggs

as Eric Slater

as Corporal Hartmann

as Baxter

as Colin Smith

as Leonard Morrison

as William Terrence 'Billy' Fisher

as Robert Henshaw

as Mr. Dorrit

as Grey

as Norman

as Vic

as Frayn

as Pvt. Arthur Hamp

as William Bentley

as Engineer Woodcock

as Bronislaw Malinowski

as Gatiss

as Gerald Arthur Otley

as Harold Smith

as Baxter Clarke

as Grandpa

as The King

as The Navigator

as Roy Southgate

as Antoine Moreau

as Edward Saunders

as Kenneth (voice)

as Ivan Denisovich

as Jesus

as Himself

as Daniel Quilp

as Martin

as Mark Brian

as Pvt. Potter

as Self

as George

as Joe McGill

as Dave Best Sr.

as Uncle Tony Cronin

as Self

as Stanley Peachey

as Self (archive footage)

as Self

as Colin

as Stan Peachey

as self

as Self

as Self

as Dr Blatella (voice)

as Jesus

as Self

as Colin