Barry Bostwick

as Mayor (voice)

as Jay

as Oliver Gates

as Brad Majors

as VanDouzen (voice)

as Mr. Bradley

as Don Sullivan

as Robert

as Collin Winthrop

as Thunderbolt (voice)

as Grandpa (voice)

as Roland Armitage

as Tim Stanwick

as Big Poppa

as Norman Coleman

as Peepaw

as Jerry Grant

as Narrator

as Dashiel Biedermeyer

as Mr. Abbadon

as Roger Payne

as Self - Host

as Roy Brigham Anthony (2005)

as Morris

as Harold

as Irv Kleinman / Bernie Benson (voice)

as Professor Majors

as Randall Winston

as Arthur Hummel

as Roger Adams

as Roger Frank

as Martin

as Mr. Randolph

as Sorrell Reskov

as Ted Machlin

as Thomas Trundle

as Will

as Mr. Wittenborn

as Thomas

as Lucas Sandover

as Thodin

as Hugh

as Grandpa (voice)

as Sheriff Walt Fuller

as Grandpa Richie

as Jacob 'Falcon' Riley

as Clyde (voice)

as Self

as Jerry Wise

as FDR

as Ace Hunter

as Larry Wolf

as Self

as Captain Ahab

as Jack Tyler

as Marty

as Russell

as George Von Stuessen

as The President

as Mather

as Father Grisham

as Mr. Kriss

as Art

as Dynamite Dan North

as Nathan Lloyd

as Lance

as Tom Sheally

as Walt Godfrey

as Bill

as Bill Haywith

as The Man

as Big Al

as Miller

as Vincent Scarletti

as Self

as Santa Claus

as Tony Lynch

as Sal Rowinski

as Max Damarius

as Jeffrey Wyatt

as Nick DeCarlo

as Gary McNamara

as The Watchword

as Jeffrey Wyatt

as Timothy

as Bill Ramey

as Father Jimmy

as Self

as Johnny Danko / Dick Cummings

as Santa

as Self

as Self

as Gil Weston

as President Smith

as Santa Dean

as Jonathan

as Genie of the Lamp / Genie of the Ring

as Roger

as George

as Mr. Wilson

as Grant Roberts

as The Senator

as Self

as Major Paul McGill

as Frank Mallory

as Pete Murphy

as Don McAndrews

as Captain Hawkins

as Zachary Amberville

as Gen. George Washington

as Hank

as Minstrel #1

as Henry Beecham

as Alan

as Garral

as Art Brooks

as Steelworker

as Phillip

as Martin Harper

as Matt Sherry

as Spider Elliott

as Self - Panelist

as Dr. Matthew Dane

as Thodin

as Gavin Shelburne

as Commander Francis R. Scobee

as Self

as Justin Conrad

as Dragula

as Steelworker

as Ron "Dad"

as Self

as George Washington

as Self

as Eric Bradford

as Paul Plunk

as John

as Nick DeLeon

as Brad Majors

as Larry Hogan

as Horace

as Maj. Jay Rivers

as Self

as John Gilbert

as Self

as Self

as Grant Roberts

as Ben Scott

as Grant Ames

as Lawrence Van Degen

as Duffy McTaggert

as Alex Dwyer

as Freddie

as Terrence 'Mac' McGuire

as Mark Finnegan

as Jack Collins

as Self

as Henry

as Henry Demerjian

as Self

as Bill Quinn

as Anthony Kirby, Jr.

as Self

as Potus (voice)

as Dick Kanipsia

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Detective Tucker Pendleton

as Jack

as Roscoe Turner

as The Exterminator

as Himself

as Val Martin Sr.

as Bryce

as Self

as Self

as Damien Samuels

as Hampton Dansley

as Self

as Self - Presenter