Swoosie Kurtz

as Dana Appleton

as Emily Locke

as Hilda Marsden

as Dr. Greenbaum

as Millie Houston

as Marylin Thacker (voice)

as Jessie

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as Laura Turner

as Tina Marie Chambliss

as Charlane McGregor

as Ruthie

as Martha Kent (voice)

as Mrs. Livingston

as Mrs. Jared

as Lily Charles

as Shirley Upton

as The Hooker

as Janet

as Beverly Landers

as Michelle Naidell (voice)

as Joyce Flynn

as Mrs. Scheinhorn

as Edie

as Justice Kendall Woods

as Verna McGrath

as Tina

as Libby Glaser

as Sharon

as Self

as Diane Siegler

as Julie Di Nata

as Leslie Marshall

as The Lazy Woman

as Megan

as Dorothy Ann's Mom (voice)

as Minka (voice)

as Beverly

as Mrs. Johnstone

as Helen Michaels

as Sheila

as Mee-Maw (voice)

as Connie Clausen

as Liz Miller Keane

as Gwen Simpson

as Mummy Weed

as Muriel McComber

as Ruth Walter

as Mrs. Myrtle

as Jackie Willis

as Marla Harper

as Betty Ramsey

as Elizabeth

as Emily

as Self

as Rosalee

as Queen Evilia

as Alexandra 'Alex' Reed Halsey

as Tiffany McKenna

as Doris Steadman

as Penny Hall

as Joanne Winstow-Darvish

as Marsha

as Kay

as Gwen Landis

as Self

as Hope Flanders

as Joan Bixler

as Marcia Hobbs

as Veta Simmons

as Self

as Binny Redwine

as Allison Bryant

as Laurie Morgan

as Self

as Patricia

as Jane Tremont

as Sierra Lambert

as Swoosie Kurtz

as Mrs. M

as Caria

as Bananas Shaughnessy

as Effie Conklin

as Rita Altabel

as Gwen Landis

as Roberta

as Self

as Victoria Van Kleek

as Muriel McComber

as Self (Various Characters)