Doon Mackichan

as Michael

as Queen (voice)

as Victoria Lender

as Self

as Jenny

as Self

as Louise Marlowe

as Jane Plough

as Accelorata Jengold

as Flavia

as Shona McGough

as Gillian Withall

as Collaterlie Sisters / Various Characters

as Patricia

as Sandy Burstead

as Sarah

as Her Preposterous Voice

as Victoria

as Jane Plough / Brooke Hooberman

as Self

as Dwyfuc

as Various Characters

as Nurse

as Caroline

as Sophronia Lammle

as Cathy

as Tara Adair

as Deirdre

as Emily Valentine

as Catherine Howard

as Cherie Blair

as Selina

as Mum

as Herself

as Pippa

as Debra

as Kirsten

as Galadriel

as Cathy

as Feste

as Faith

as Self

as Sandra Barnes

as Self

as Diana

as Barbara

as Barbara

as Narrator (voice)

as Narrator

as Self

as Goose / Cow / Bee / Snail (voice)

as Nurse

as Daisy / Zapping Space Rat

as Journalist

as Lucille Bromley

as Lady Elizabeth Kyston

as Jacqui

as Kaleria

as Self - Contestant