Santeri Kinnunen

as Teukka

as Touko Reiman

as Tony

as Esa

as Seppo Sorjonen / Narrator

as Voiceover (voice)

as Hapa

as Vesa Rajala

as Alikersantti Sulonen

as Eino Viheriävaara

as perheenisä leirintäalueella

as Veli

as Peni Turhapuro

as Alikersantti Hönö

as Santtu Luoto

as Mikko

as Luutnantti Grönvall

as Sairaanhoitaja

as Seppo Sorjonen

as Alpo "Allu" Korva

as Seppo Sorjonen

as Ari Nykänen, VR:n osastopäällikkö, tutkijalautakunnan sihteeri

as Lanttulonkero-mies

as Esko Ahvonen

as Kolin Martikainen

as Sakke

as Gösta Lundsten

as Mikael

as Gas Station Thug

as Moominpappa (voice)