Bobby Lockwood

as Able Seaman

as Reggie

as Jeff

as Kevin Thomson

as Patch (voice)

as Mick Campbell

as Rhydian Morris

as Laser

as Nathan

as Joe Davies

as Sam Langton

as Sean

as Dommie Carlisle

as Gym Staff Member

as Leon Cook

as DC Lee Coutts

as Doering

as Josh

as Taylor Little

as Matt

as Eddie Hardgreaves

as Spiritual Simon

as Warren Turdslinger

as Bobby

as Brett

as Conal Connor

as Robert

as Gunthur Essen

as Gunthur Essen

as Max

as Self

as Self - Host