Josh Meyers

as Kookus

as Randy Pearson

as Napoleon Dynamite / Owen Wilson

as Simon Ford

as Liberace's Attorney

as Robbie Von Fleet (voice)

as Stuart

as Sylvester

as Dr. Fentavious Garbanzo-Beam

as Gov. Gavin Newsom

as Adam

as Percival Gray

as Ned & Ted Doppelganger

as Jason

as Various

as Frankenboyfriend

as Self

as Barry

as Jason Feldman

as General Philip Sheridan

as Abe Frohman

as Andy Conners

as Chad

as Firefighter

as Big Fat Slim Jim

as Dr. Carl Rosen

as Self (archive footage)

as Gabriel

as Sam Connor

as Perfect Man (voice)

as Self - Judge

as Tawd

as Andy

as Jimmy T

as Bar Jerk

as Diedrick

as L'Ryan

as Self