Peter Elliott

as Bill Perry

as Mr. Lunt

as Gielgud

as Self (archive footage)

as Big Mac

as Frankie Figgs

as Stuart McGregor

as Trevor Denning

as Patrick

as D.I Andrew Hunter

as Mary

as Presenter

as Bill Birch

as Cameron Glover

as Quentin Doig

as Murray Gibson

as Himself - Presenter