Barney Martin

as Morty Seinfeld

as Ranger Roy

as Old Kevin Arnold

as Göring

as Ralph Marolla

as NYPD Lt. Timothy Hanratty

as Carl

as Marty (segment "Dealer's Choice")

as Edison Coulter

as Barney

as Ralph Marolla

as Bum

as Reverend Tyson

as Hank

as Dr. Martin

as Car Accident Driver (uncredited)

as Mr. Duffy

as Rupert Harney

as Ambassador Major (voice)

as Sidney (uncredited)

as Santa

as Wendell R. Bergendahl

as Billy Field

as Motorcycle Cop ("Baxter's Beauties of 1933")

as Self (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Kiley

as Uncle Willie

as Mayor Bigelow

as Rudy Phillips

as Paulie

as Jack Hayes

as Pop

as Jack Terwilliger

as Ray

as Self

as Eddie Mannix

as Napa

as Piper

as Eddie Mannix

as Pete Peters

as J.T. McClane

as Garbage Man

as Self

as Large Man