Lee Reherman

as Uniformed Mercenary

as Yuri Volkoff

as Krause

as Soldier

as Sergeant Tuers

as The Fire Marshall / Forearmageddon (voice)

as the Doorman

as Simms

as Doug Normous

as The Captain

as Lee

as Ludwig

as Chet

as Amputator the Celebrity Wrestler

as Jason Bumgarner

as Vice Principal Sludge

as Grady

as Mark Bonner

as Deputy Slad

as Announcer

as Carl

as Victor

as Fist

as Randy Oaks

as Slade

as Coach Spinello

as Hawk

as Sweeney Brother

as Armed Terrorist Tucker

as Turbo

as Steele Manheim

as Munson

as Cooper

as Hans Saxer

as Ross Hardison

as Matt Rakowski

as Adam Clark