Patti Tippo

as Cindy Thomas

as French President

as Additional Voices (voice)

as Malkovich's Mother

as Mom Tourist

as Nurse

as Nurse Temple

as Mrs. Conyers

as Hostage #1

as TV Host

as Debby

as Lauren Kessler

as Tanned and Sultry Blonde

as Mom

as Eli's One Night Stand

as Party Girl

as Rosie the Pinhead

as Barmaid

as Officer Daley

as Ellen Sosoyan

as Resident

as Sharon Bishop

as VTA - Clerk

as Mandy Topaz

as Rhonda

as Bride #1

as Sorority Girl

as Winny Harris

as Barbara

as Telegram Stripper

as Emily

as Development Woman

as Sally

as Janice Kanoff Esq.

as Evelyn

as Dixie

as Belle

as Policewoman

as Tara Atkins