Timothy Simons

as Butcher Boy (voice)

as Malcolm

as Officer Stevens

as Commander Bell

as Dr. Collins

as Agent Borderline

as Jeremy

as Jackson

as Stephan

as George Willis

as Mall Security Ed

as TSA Agent (voice)

as Marx

as Flat Earth Leader (voice)

as Frederick Law Olmsted

as Tantalus

as Dominic

as Hunter

as Mr. Starnes / The Eagle

as Xenu

as Father Murphy

as Porter (voice)

as Jonah Ryan

as Emerson

as Frank

as Jim Felps

as Steve Turner

as DEA Dispatcher (voice)

as Sasha Roklov

as Self - Guest

as Pat Montgomery

as (voice)

as Whitman

as Yoga Couple

as Drew Pickles (voice)

as Marty Muggle-Wump (voice)

as Abraham Lincoln

as Leon Alexander

as Huginn (voice)

as Dr. Keel (voice)

as Self

as Cliff Dawkins

as Butler

as Self

as Dayton

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Bret

as Self - Contestant

as Self - Contestant

as Tall Guy

as Self

as Jack

as Self