Nigel Planer

as Charlie--Dept. of Works

as Dr. Marmalade (voice)

as Brian

as Lord Smedley

as Eugene Sutton

as John Fairfax

as Frank

as Inspector Hopkins

as Sanford Shamiro

as Arch Astronomer

as Mr. Sideney

as Keith Hopkins

as Mansell

as Neil

as Giles Montgomery

as Mr. Venables

as Ronnie Grunion

as Taxi Driver

as Gilfroy Deacon McStannahorse

as Shelford

as Car Salesman

as Henry

as Egeus

as The Wazir

as Captain

as DHSS Manager

as Ralph Filthy

as Gerald

as Self - Panellist

as Mr. Sideney

as Prime Minister

as Julian

as Gunter

as Ted Rove

as Self

as Langley

as Boring Friend

as Inspector Hopkins

as Self

as Jeff

as Les Grimley

as Lou Lewis

as Parkey

as John Peel

as Headmaster

as Den Dennis

as Narrator

as Barman

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Taxi Driver

as Self - Participant

as Paul Hocking

as Peter Mandelson

as Den Dennis

as Self

as Self

as Robert Bainbridge

as Laurence Didcott

as Rupert Murdoch

as Bernard/Old Man/Camp Actor

as Self

as Romuald the Reindeer

as Self

as Graham

as Nun Wolf

as Self

as Arch Astronomer

as David Castle

as Various Roles

as Marlon

as Home Secretary

as Self

as Andrew Veitch

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Self

as Sheldon Cohen

as American Reporter (voice)

as Paul

as Neil Pye / Ralph Filthy (archive footage)

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Self - Guest

as Gerald

as George Pepperly

as Father

as Tony

as Julian

as Transvestite

as Tim

as Tim Goodman

as Nigel

as Dave

as Derek

as Stan

as Aldo Vini

as Steve's Manager/1st MI5 Man

as Stan

as Club Chairman/Waiter

as Governor Wilkins

as Barmaid/Inspector

as Paul Hocking

as TV Presenter

as Den Dennis

as Self

as Self

as Gerry Jameson

as Ned

as Neil

as Jocelyn Pride

as Self

as David Castle

as Antonio