Jim Jackman

as Bus Driver

as Major Asshole

as Principal Vegas

as Party Guest

as Venetta

as Plugsy (voice)

as Detail Supervisor

as Nervous Guy

as Desperate Mailman

as Santa Claus (uncredited)

as Shorty

as Man

as Orderly #1

as Crunchy / Lieutenant (voice)

as Melvin

as Paul

as Security Guard

as Police Chief / Criminal #1 / Terrified Man (voice)

as Rutherford B. Hayes

as Hockey Fan

as Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Baby and Sex Change Barker / 'I Can't Swim!' (voice)

as Humpy / Baker / Brother

as Jish / Nice Old Lady / Crotchety Fisherman (voice)

as Lucky Brassiere / Joey Carbone / Thumb in Stall

as Kidnapper

as (voice)

as Mike Milken

as Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Crunchy / Lieutenant (voice)

as Pig (voice)

as Landlord