Peter Giles

as Loan Applicant

as Peter Haver

as Nick Slade

as Sam Anvilmaker

as Torsten Engler

as Ghazan (voice)

as Justin Anderson III

as Raphocwcps Narrator

as Jason Flager

as John James III

as Spencer Leff

as Federal Marshal

as Benny Youngs

as Jersey

as Mr. Lorenzo

as Santa

as Seamus Doyle

as Professional Man

as Chris Gaines

as Todd

as Ethan

as Agent Slick Rick

as James Hanson

as Thrashman (voice)

as The Boss (voice)

as Jonathan Chubb

as Host

as Gary

as Peter

as Snobby Guy

as Roger

as Sheriff Morgan Ambrose

as Gordon

as Barry Cook

as James Hanson

as Narrator

as The Collector