Mike Reid

as Doug The Head

as Sergeant at War Games HQ (uncredited)

as Frank Butcher

as Thal (uncredited)

as Compere

as Vernon

as Train Guard (uncredited)

as Self

as Ronnie Richardson

as Frank Butcher

as Guv'nor

as Fairground Owner

as Soldier

as Banana Briggs

as Jack Winter

as Doorman (uncredited)

as Benny Briggs

as The Guv'nor

as Self

as Vince Holloway

as Self

as Major D'Omo

as Shalom Godsall

as Self

as Frank Butcher

as Himself