James Robertson Justice

as Commodore Jensen / Prologue Narrator

as Lord Scrumptious

as Capt. Boomer

as Luther Ackenthorpe

as Narrator

as Countess' Advisor (segment "Metzengerstein")

as Dr. Maclaren

as Seaman Quist

as Vashtar

as Little John

as Abishai

as Sir Charles

as Prince of Wales

as Red Dougal

as P.O. (Taff) Evans R.N.

as Katov - un sculpteur

as Admiral Ryder

as Major Bourdon

as Engine Room Officer Trotter

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Captain Wentworth Hogg

as Simeon Beautrie

as Naval Commander

as King Henry VIII

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Sir Harvey Russellrod

as Colonel Vladimir Denisovich Sklarnoff

as Tramp

as Sir John (voice)

as Commander Charles Chingford

as Captain McKenzie

as 'Mac' MacDonald

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Robert

as Duke Campbell, of Argyll

as Ackerman

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Branksome (segment "The Facts of Life")

as Prison Governor

as Martin Alonso Pinzon

as McClintock

as Matthew Huntington Hatch

as Dr. Martout

as Sir Beverley Grant

as Fitzwilliam

as Sir Ernest "Lieutenant M.J. Farrow, RN" Pease, KBE, FRS

as Hugo Bryant

as Librarian

as Sir Benjamin Boyd

as Doctor Alfred Stoner

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Patron (uncredited)

as Jonathan Roche

as General Burroughs

as Operations Room Officer

as James Mansfield

as The MacAlister

as Arthur Peters

as Robert Martin / 'Bow Wow'

as Warren Ingram

as Sir James Colebrook

as Captain Brent

as Centurion of the 8th Legion

as Prof. Benbow

as Eugene Dakers

as Sir Charles Robson

as Dr. Grimstone

as Capt. Robertson

as Mr. Sine

as Justice Haddon

as MacIain

as Sir Arthur Harold

as Sir Hammond

as British Beachmaster

as Kapitän Freytag

as Head of Madame Tussauds' Guides

as Angus McGee

as Self

as Self (archive footage)

as Prof. Keval

as RAdm. Rainbird

as Robert Morrison

as Anton Muller

as Feste