Empoy Marquez

as Tonyo

as Javier Jakobsen

as Jerry (voice)

as Gerard

as Den-den (segment "Puso")

as Romnick Dacuycoy

as Otap

as Fanatic Guy / Tour Guide

as Kwek-Kwek

as William

as Joseph / Jojo

as Hercules

as Assistant Director

as Dadu

as Mr. Takaktak

as Gudo

as Self

as Poch

as Don-Don

as Pong

as Counselor

as Ka Bado

as Coco

as Brother Felix

as Male Customer

as Self

as Director

as Kahoy

as Benjamin "Benjie" Perez

as Paco Martin

as Gardo

as Epal

as Petrang Kabayo

as Charlie

as Nestor

as James Ribs

as Nilo

as Himself