Todd Jenkins

as Mullet

as Ash

as White Wizard

as Mercenary (uncredited)

as Sweaty Clerk

as Colonel Hebert

as Clarence

as Andy

as Police Officer Smith

as Paulie

as Sam Miller

as Dr. Laccio

as Ninjas

as Billy

as Jinx

as Sam

as Pfc. Park

as Aaron

as Mustache Man

as Sheriff Smith

as Willard

as Producer Jenkins

as The Glove Man

Role: Sound Designer

as Kurt

as Party Guy #1

as Orderly Jenkins

Role: Sound Mixer

as Guy

as Casey

as Jeffrey