Carol Kane

as Blythe (voice)

as Valerie

as Carol (voice)

as Gwen Munch

as Allison

as Gertrude Kapelput

as Shelly

as Jenny

as Granny

as Helga

as Dawn

as Mallory O'Brien

as Corinne

as Erin (voice)

as Mrs Sisters

as Self (uncredited)

as Ghost of Christmas Present

as Dr. Jelly Goodwell (voice)

as Sam

as Joy

as Aunt Sarah

as Menopause Banshee / Old Woman (voice)

as Bubbe

as Additional Voices (voice)

as Mrs. Claus

as Judy

as Emily Dickinson Trophy (voice)

as Miss Baggoli

as Commander Pelia

as Self

as "Myth"

as Amanda

as Lillian Kaushtupper

as Mindy Markowitz

as Ms. Sherwood

as Roberta

as Hairdresser

as Lucille Lubinski

as Ollie (voice)

as Sheep (voice)

as Young Whore

as Mrs. Anderson

as Cynthia

as Brawnhilda (voice)

as Jill Johnson

as Lena Korvinka

as Carol

as Shaldeen

as Jennifer

as Connie

as Linda

as Simka Gravas

as Lillian Kaushtupper

as Carol

as Gigi

as Lupi

as Donna Waters

as Talia

as Gwen Munch

as Carla

as Tom's Mother

as Barbara

as Molly Rex (voice)

as Maggie

as Maude Webley (voice)

as Annie the Hooker

as Barbara

as Self - Guest

as Anne MacColl

as Jill Johnson

as Faith Bigger

as Marguerite Birch

as Mrs. Benson

as Self

as The Sea Witch (voice)

as Self

as Barb Jr. (voice)

as Lily Penney

as Carla Kessler

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Sea Witch (voice)

as Starlet

as Dorine Douglas

as Linda

as Bube Bina (voice)

as Gitl

as Cornelia Rackett

as Polly Horne

as Annie Hickman

as Leanne Futterman

as Sarah

as Landlady

as Candy

as Cissy

as Louise Rosenberg

as Florence

as The Tooth Fairy

as Francis Loomis

as Mona

as The 'Good' Fairy

as Theresa

as Ogg's Mother (voice)

as Self

as Madeline Styne

as Mother Nature

as Treva Van Arsdale

as Marsha

as Helen

as Jeannie Dougall

as Gilda (voice)

as Self

as Self

as Joey

as Colette

as Cheryl

as Mrs. Claus (voice)

as Kitty

as Louise Haines-Pearson

as Temple

as Franki D'Angelo

as Miss Gimpole

as Young Girl

as The Good Fairy

as Martha Bernays

as Iris Buckles

as Barbara

as Lavinia

as Maria

as Sam's Angel

as Customer At Cafe

as Self - Panelist

as Rose / Nana

as Cecilia

as Linda Bradford

as Grand-Mah (voice)

as Fela

as Rose

as Ruth

as Missy Flanders

as Maxine

as Officer Garfield

as Valerie

as Daisy

as Self

as Lillian Kaushtupper

as Simka Gravaas

as Self

as Self

as Self (archive footage)

as Lillian Abernathy

as Annie Caraldo

as Nicolette Bingham

as April

as Fortune Teller

as Cousin Tilly / Mrs. Hatch

as Mary Harwood

as Self

as Ilene

as Self

as Self

as Lavinia

as Self

as Barbara Dent

as Hannah Song

as Frances Loomis

as Betty Chumley

as Self

as Eliza Southgate

as Self

as Frances Loomis

as Betty Chumley

as Granny

as Frances Loomis

as Self

as Self