Peter Boyle

as Wizard

as Clyde Bruckman

as Monster

as Calloway

as Old Man Wickles

as Mr. Whittle

as Ox Callaghan

as Captain Green

as Lou Donnelly

as Father Time (uncredited)

as Father Time

as Buck Grotowski

as Dr. Herman Cromwell

as Frank Barone

as Mark Sheppard

as Frank Barone

as Moe Shrevnitz

as Rowland

as Self - Host

as Bill Church

as Andy Mast

as Chief Orman

as Jack McDermott

as Max Graham

as Dillon

as Dundee

as Justin Maciah

as Marvin Lucas

as Carl Lazlo, Esq.

as Dan Breen

as Joe Curran (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Moon

as Frank Mazzetti

as Self

as Self

as Pa

as Chief Edsel

as Cornelius Vanderbilt

as Gun Clinic Manager

as Joe Curran

as Jimmy Ryan

as Phillip Greenlow

as Joe McGinnis

as Det. Ryan

as Man in Group Therapy Session

as Gus Charnley

as Lord Durant

as Arnold Teague

as Dr. Sebastian Melmoth

as Self

as Barry Fenaka

as Jay

as Self

as Matt Duffy

as Eagle Thornberry

as Huggins

as Lt. McEllwaine

as Poovey

as Self - Guest

as Preacher Bob

as Jack Mitchell

as George

as Self

as "Uncle Pete" Boyle

as Lonnrot

as Self (archive footage)

as Howard Hanssen

as Self

as Det. Dan Reilly

as Joe

as Ras Mohammed

as Self (archive footage)

as Stanley Poochinski

as Det. Salvatore DaVinci

as Judge

as Frankenstein's Monster (archive footage)

as Fatso Judson

as Self - Panelist

as Sgt. Joe Van Nort

as Production Manager

as Jay Glass

as Roger Boisjoly

as Tony Carbo

as Walter Eliot

as Ron Rudman

as Gen. Sanger

as Joseph McCarthy

as Self (archive footage)

as David Dellinger

as Fred Ford

as Self (archive footage)

as Belted Galloway

as Jimmy Malone

as Self

as Charlie Datweiler

as Gen. Heath

as Lonnrot

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Joe Bash

as Erik Lonnrot

as Adm. John Poindexter

as (archive footage)

as Self

as Sgt. Joe Vannort

as Howard Hanssen