P.J. Ochlan

as René Descartes

as Lt. Shane

as Damon Wells

as Boy Bookworm

as Eichler

Role: Dialect Coach

as Maitre D

as Matthew Johnson

as Lester Shane

as Frank the Janitor

as Dustin Gladowski

as Max de Carlo

as Andy

as Callum

as Video Producer

as Jeremy

as Tom Mordley

as Andy

as Nature Show Narrator (voice)