Cliff Bemis

as Suffolk County Sergeant

as Lawton Nuss

as Barbecue Dad

as Desk Cop

as Jeffrey

as Termite Boss

as Uncle Henry

as Sheriff Michaels

as Mike

as Carney's Dad

as Boat Yard Owner

as Chief McGinnis

as Smiler Lawyer

as Gun Lobbyist

as Ennis

as Shaughnessy

as Mr. Nicholson

as Jack Vukovich

as Leroy

as Dance Partner

as Lauter

as Dr. Sean Potter

as Det. John Marker

as Doug

as Stan Wallis

as Paul

as Skip (segment "Buenos Dias")

as Stan

as Bill

as Richard Loomis

as Mr. Mallory

as WKKI Radio

as Marvin

as Tom Fowler

as Robert Tillman

as Coach

as Cliff - Foreman

as Dr. Mordecai Ham

as Mr. Brown

as Headmaster Toddman

as Danny

as Dirk Martin

as Billy

as Merle

as Uniform Cop